I Have Now Officially Seen Everything

Figurine? But of course.

Medallion? Hey, why not.

Necklace? Ultimate fashion accessory.

Toy train? Awesome!

Teddy bear? Can never get enough. (And such a steal at only $109.95!)

Coasters? Gotta have something to put that glass of victory champagne on.

But let’s face it. You ain’t got nothin’ ’til you got…

… your very own Barack Obama coloring book!

Which is too advanced for around 99 44/100% of his worshipers followers, but hey.

#1 written by Stephen
December 9, 2008 - 3:34 PM

Do they have the prayer statues and the sculptures of a dove alighting on his head yet from above? Pretty sure they’d be best sellers.
#2 written by Stephen
December 9, 2008 - 3:34 PM

I meant ‘from above yet’, but you get the idea.
#3 written by Jerry Wilson
December 9, 2008 - 10:22 PM

I’m waiting for the transparent statue with LEDs embedded inside, since after all he is the Lightworker…