- A solution to Hollywood’s lament over diminishing box office returns: the ultimate date movie… a chick flick starring Megan Fox. Win-win.
- Second memo to Hollywood: the secret to reversing the downward trend in DVD sales? Make more movies worth the price of purchase.
- To the “gentleman” on my morning commute who as a matter of course greatly inconveniences everyone else on or attempting to board the train by doing whatever is necessary in positioning himself to be the first one off the train at his stop: We. All. Get. There. At. The. Same. Time.
- I bought a pair of noise-canceling headphones the other day. They work great. I tuned into a Top 40 station and for the next three hours didn’t hear a thing.
